في البداية اعتذر بشدة عن التأخر في التدوين وذلك لانشغالي هذه الايام وعندما وصلني هذا الحديث الأسري عن طريق الايميل فحبيت اشارككم هذا الحديث لحين التفرغ بأمر الله

Husband( returning late from work): Good evening dear, I’m logged in.

Wife: Have u brought the groceries?

Husband: Bad Command or file name.

Wife: But I told u in the morning.

Husband: syntax error. Abort?

Wife: what about my new T.V?

Husband: Variable not found.

Wife: At least, give me your credit card; I want to do some shopping.

Husband: sharing violation, access denied.

Wife: Do u love me or do u love computers or are u just being funny.

Husband: Too many parameters.

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like u.

Husband: Type mismatch.

Wife: U r useless.

Husband: It’s by default.

Wife: Wt about your salary.

Husband: file in use…try later.

Wife: Wt is my value in this family.

Husband: Unknown virus…